How to even begin to describe such silliness?<\/p>\n
Oh noes!\u00a0 Members of the St. Elizabeth Ann Seton church are heartbroken!\u00a0 Tears in their eyes!<\/a>\u00a0 They found Jesus stuffed in hymnals in the pews!!<\/p>\n I\u2019m sorry, but heartbroken and with tears in their eyes?<\/em>\u00a0 It\u2019s bread, you idiots, bread.\u00a0 Just because some pedophile said magic words over it doesn\u2019t change it from being bread.\u00a0 It\u2019s not the body of some two-thousand-year-old Jewish zombie, it\u2019s BREAD.\u00a0 Seek mental help.\u00a0 From someone who doesn\u2019t believe in hokum.<\/p>\n Is the church doing enough to emphasize the sacredness of the host?\u00a0 No sir-ee, it\u2019s doing too much<\/em>.\u00a0 These people don\u2019t need another reason to feel sad and heartbroken in this world, and a mass-murdering bunch of child rapists are doing enough evil in the world without giving some old women complexes over a pack of stale crackers.<\/p>\n Never mind the disgusting factor of people thinking that it\u2019s okay to participate in ritual cannibalism.<\/p>\n What these folks need to be heartbroken over is that their money goes into the pockets of an organization that is responsible for the deaths of<\/em> millions of people<\/em> every single year, because of its dogmatic taboo about condom use, and its representatives lying to people about condom\u2019s effectiveness in preventing HIV<\/em>.\u00a0 Because every dollar dropped in those plates makes that individual dropping it personally responsible for the actions of the church.<\/p>\n But the crackers?\u00a0 Perspective, people.\u00a0 Get some fresh, because the current variety ain\u2019t working.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" How to even begin to describe such silliness? Oh noes!\u00a0 Members of the St. Elizabeth Ann Seton church are heartbroken!\u00a0 Tears in their eyes!\u00a0 They found Jesus stuffed in hymnals in the pews!! I\u2019m sorry, but heartbroken and with tears … Continue reading