{"id":666,"date":"2015-01-09T10:53:53","date_gmt":"2015-01-09T08:53:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/borkedcode.com\/wp\/?p=666"},"modified":"2015-01-09T10:53:53","modified_gmt":"2015-01-09T08:53:53","slug":"terms-ive-coined","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.borkedcode.com\/wp2\/2015\/01\/09\/terms-ive-coined\/","title":{"rendered":"Terms I&#8217;ve coined&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just finished reading a blog post over at Coding Horror regarding that author&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.codinghorror.com\/new-programming-jargon\/\">top-30 favorite new terms<\/a>, and I was sad to see that none of mine made it in, so here&#8217;s the first three I can remember:<\/p>\n<p><span data-reactid=\".ah.1:3:1:$comment10203861498884979_10203862610912779:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.$end:0:$0:0\">&#8220;Borked&#8221;, of course &#8211;\u00a0the term you use in polite company (such as a boardroom) indicating that the code or system to which you refer is in a state of total fucked-uppedness.\u00a0<\/span><br data-reactid=\".ah.1:3:1:$comment10203861498884979_10203862610912779:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.$end:0:$1:0\" \/><br data-reactid=\".ah.1:3:1:$comment10203861498884979_10203862610912779:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.$end:0:$3:0\" \/><span data-reactid=\".ah.1:3:1:$comment10203861498884979_10203862610912779:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.$end:0:$4:0\">&#8220;Deployarrhea&#8221; &#8211; the long, wet string of deployments that result from releasing a critical bug, then borking the fix, then realizing you&#8217;ve just dropped a Hindenbug, and so on and on.<\/span><br data-reactid=\".ah.1:3:1:$comment10203861498884979_10203862610912779:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.$end:0:$5:0\" \/><br data-reactid=\".ah.1:3:1:$comment10203861498884979_10203862610912779:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.$end:0:$7:0\" \/><span data-reactid=\".ah.1:3:1:$comment10203861498884979_10203862610912779:0.0.$right.0.$left.0.0.1:$comment-body.0.$end:0:$8:0\">&#8220;Bedsheet&#8221; &#8211; code that spawns soooooo many threads that it might as well be knitted into a blanket, since it locks the computer and sends it to sleep.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Have you come up with any? \u00a0Feel free to drop them in the comments and I&#8217;ll push them out here.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. &#8211; I find it mildly humorous that this is page 666 of this site \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just finished reading a blog post over at Coding Horror regarding that author&#8217;s top-30 favorite new terms, and I was sad to see that none of mine made it in, so here&#8217;s the first three I can remember: &#8220;Borked&#8221;, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.borkedcode.com\/wp2\/2015\/01\/09\/terms-ive-coined\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,26],"tags":[84,110,116,140],"class_list":["post-666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-it","category-software","tag-funny","tag-new-terms","tag-programming","tag-vocabulary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.borkedcode.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.borkedcode.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.borkedcode.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.borkedcode.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.borkedcode.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=666"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.borkedcode.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/666\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.borkedcode.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.borkedcode.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.borkedcode.com\/wp2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}